Have a bad day today by any chance? Well, not that it matters, but in a feeble attempt to make you feel better, I bet mine was worse.
I dyed myself blue today. "There's a Monster at the End of This Book" Grover effing blue. That's what happens when you buy funky batik print blue dresses from The Gap Outlet for $15.
Yes, I washed the dress first. It didn't matter. So, when I went to confront a colleague only to end up bawling in front of her (goooooooooooooooo LEADERSHIP!), I felt even smaller when she then pointed out "Oh my God, are your arms turning blue?"
Yeah, so screw you everyone. I win.
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