Monday, June 4, 2007

"Before he blows another playoff win..."

Tony Romo, you're an asshole.

I don't like you because you replaced Drew Bledsoe. But I really don't like you now that rumor has it you're blowing Carrie Underwood off for football season. As in, "Let's break up for football season and get back together after I singlehandedly ruin another shot at a championship. You can comfort me afterward by singing to me and making me chicken wings."

Um... you do realize she did YOU a favor by going out with you, right? You do realize SHE is the star of your duo, correct? You do realize you're not going to do any better, right?

I hope she forces the "What was I thinking?" blitz on your pathetic ass.

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