Only in DC

I met a friend for ice cream and catching up tonight. Lately she's grown a fondness for this country bar where line dancing is the major order of business. I went few weeks back, to help celebrate her birthday. It was my first time line dancing, and we all spent quite a few moments sizing up the instructor.

Mid-40s guy, average height but very good build, Ken doll hair and a bit of a pitch to his voice. Picture Ned Flanders with flatter hair, a black t-shirt, jeans and cowboy boots. Yep, now you've got him.

My friend broke the news tonight that she found out what his day job is.

Mr. Line Dance Instructor works at the FBI. DC is such a strange place.